In His Own Words
About Him
Decent , ordinary, romantic, funny, (interesting?) guy seeks Extraordinary girl for long term , fun filled, committed, lasting, loving relationship.
First date.
I cant say I am a fan of the whole...". meet for coffee... get looked over ... get interrogated.... decide the other person probably is reasonably sane and so arrange a proper date... " process, I prefer to meet up somewhere with a view to actually having a date should both parties like the idea...
I know.. I'm just a rebel that way ;)
My Ideal Date:
A fourteen day world cruise with the love of my life followed by a lifetime of laughs and fun...
Alternatively, Coffee first somewhere with several exits and a good phone signal in case either "needs to take a call" followed by whatever the mood takes us to do assuming that we both didnt need to answer that important call and dash off back to work/ home/ Nigeria/ siberia
Alternative first date:
Come with me to my mammys and see if she approves, all going well the pair of you can go to the bridal boutique to choose outfits for the big day, while I watch the match down the local.......
About His Ideal Match
Single, as in divorced, not pining for an ex, not living with an ex or not "married but living separate lives"
guy, seeks muse, partner in crime, lover, confidant, friend, companion, to grow old disgracefully with.
The Sales Pitch:
I love cooking, music, comedy, theatre, cinema, art, history, sun, beaches (except for the ones with crowds of POF hopefuls walking out looking for other dating site hopefuls) , Coffee, Dining out, Nights in with a DVD, a chinese, and a bottle of wine (and someone to help me through it ... the wine and chinese that is, not the DVD) , Travel, Architecture, Reading, and the list goes on ( It doesnt include rugby and soccer just so you know)
The Suitable Applicant:
Sane, sexy , sassy, sorted, sweet, sensible, sensual, Smart, (thats the S's covered, Im not doing the rest of the letters )
Intelligent, Interesting, Interested, Intuitive, Inciting, (ok thats the I's covered, probably no bad thing as I look terrible in pics)
Capable of sharing a Chinese, a bottle of wine and a sofa while enjoying a DVD
Able to doll up and hit the theatre/ restaurant/ Presidential Inauguration
Pull off the Rock chick look at gigs...
be adorable the morning after the night before
be able to tell when I am taking the p*ss ;)
The Application Process:
Write in the first Instance to me, c/o this site outlining your suitability for the role, or alternatively, showing some spark of wit, sarcasm, or other endearing quality.
Following a short but sweet battle of wills / repartee we should move to whatsapp, and if both survive that, meet for
a) Coffee somewhere with no obstacles to getting out of there in a hurry if it all goes badly wrong,
b) A drink somewhere with a great phone signal in case we need a friend to phone us and bail us out.
c) Somewhere cool and romantic cos it looks like we could really hit it off and we dont want to recall we first met in some dingy dive.
If you got this far, I do have pics, and will show them if asked nicely.
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About Him
Country of Origin: |
Ireland | |
Location: |
Port Laoise, Midland, Ireland | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
57 | |
Star Sign: |
Gemini | |
Height: |
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Ethnicity: |
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Home Language: |
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Religion: |
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Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
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Want Children: |
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Daily Diet: |
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About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Midland, Ireland | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
41 - 68 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
152cm (4' 11.8") - 179cm (5' 10.5") | ||
Body Type: |
Any | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Blonde; Dark Blonde; Light Brown; Dark Brown; Auburn; Red; Black | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Decidedly important | ||
Ethnicity: |
Asian; Black/African; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Single; Separated; Divorced; Widowed | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
No | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Any | ||
Drinking: |
Non-Drinker; Occasional Drinker; Regular Drinker | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
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